[multiple] Hello! Baby AU

[basashichigo]

In which Hey! Say! JUMP is cast in a variety show inspired by its Korean counterpart, Hello! Baby. Each of them are paired together (or as a trio) to take care of four babies that are entrusted to them. The groups are Yuto & Yamada, Daiki & Keito, Takaki & Chinen, and Hikaru, Yabu & Inoo. They were anxious about being dads, since they feel like they will squish one of the babies to death in their sleep (they don't).

But they soon become so attached to the kids, they become idiot parents and the staffs half regrets their decision. They live together in a share house that is filled with automated cameras, and they start to decorate their living space from scratch.

Two baby girls and two baby boys (riot).

Babies:
Princess (Real Name: Sakura)

• Caretakers: Yuto & Yamada; they compete for princess points
• Has a professional godfather Kame
  • Princess wants to go out with her godparent like Umi
  • helps Kame choose clothes, Kame makes her choose a week's worth of clothes and he wears them everyday with pride
• Older brother Kaoru & Queen Shori
• (Major) crush on Suda
• Cafe hops with her parents; also the resident fashionista
• Taiga playing with Princess because childhood friends Yamada/Taiga
• tiny crush on Sho? (Babies like each other, much to the dumb parents' horror --> THEY GROW UP TO HOOK UP THO. but that's another AU)
• Everyone forgot her name is Sakura and they were very confused when someone asked for Sakura and they looked around before Princess stands up and asks who
  • the kids call her Princess Sakura for a week
• Princess Point System (Tiara stickers)

Sho

• Caretakers: Chinen & Takaki; Takaki is the baby whisperer
• godfather Matsujun
• MAJOR crush on Princess
• "Gonna be a star just like glitter", born to be on stage, dreams to be an idol
• Cry Baby
• Sho Point system (random stickers with random numbers that changes every week)
  • Yabu bribes him by bringing him around the backstage, Chinen only realises after a few times
  • most erratic with his point system and allocation of badge to his dads

Umi

• Caretakers: Daiki & Keito (technically just Daiki)
• Godmother Haruna
  • was jealous of her at first, but warms up to her after that. Haruna loves Umi because cutie
  • She asks Yamada about the cafes Umi hasn't been to and brings her there
  • Goes out to shop for clothings with Umi, Umi helps her choose clothes & vice versa
  • She likes to buy things for Princess (everything pink = Princess)
• Princess's princess
• shy baby
• has a box with all her hair ties & clips, decorates and arranges it with Daiki
• Kitty point system (Daiki almost always wins by default, because favourite daddy)

Takumi

• Caretakers: Yabu, Hikaru & Inoo
• Godfather Shoon
• Riot
• Clings onto Yabu & Yuto's legs like a koala
  • probably pulls their pants down in the process. Yuto goes all "Kyaa~" before casually picking him up, his pants still pooled around his ankles.
  • Yabu will just stare and make hand gestures to Hikaru & Inoo, and Takumi's gonna look up at him while hugging his leg and shoots him a cute mischievous smile. Hikaru laughs and comes over to pick Takumi up & Inoo grins and pulls Takumi's pants down. Takumi's kyaaaaaa
• Poster that counts the number of days he doesn't have an injury pasted on the fridge (They graph his progress, and the longest time was when they were in Hawaii)
• Has a box with band-aids, decorated with stickers and doodles, he probably scribbled "Takumi" really huge on it. Always with one of the dads.
• Dinosaur/UFO Point system (hardly gives out points anyway. Inoo borrows his badge. One time Hikaru won it because Takumi made him cry by chasing him around with a cat)

Timeline:

• Introduction of babies (HSJ sleeping in the share house and wake up to babies?)
  • Hikaru: I was told that there will be cute girls
  • Yuto: There they are /points to Princess & Umi/
• First task: Buying utilities and things for the house (beds! bedsheets! pillows! curtains! fridge magnets!). The house just had the bare minimum, like futons and a sofa, but a well-stocked kitchen
• Takaki is afraid of stepping or rolling onto the kids, Daiki is the unpopular dad. Takaki is the baby whisperer
  • Kids goes to Takaki and cuddle with him when they sleep
  • Daiki is their second choice
  • Daiki being bad at waking up but just smiles at babies cuddling with him and he goes back to sleep with them
• Daiki & Umi happens
  • First round of 'Who's your favourite dad' & Umi shyly says Daiki papa
  • Daiki picks her up and twirls her around
  • inseparable ever since
• Fashion shoot day out
  • YutoYama brings Princess out and forgets the time. Basically spending more than budget
  • Yuto is the embarrassing parent that goes "Isn't my kid cute? She's a princes" at random strangers, Yamada's the one that pulls them away
  • Princess holding both of their hands
  • Princess on Yuto's shoulders, before Yuto places her on Yamada's shoulders
  • They end up buying things for the other kids as well
  • "Both of you better not have kidnapped Princess and eloped" <-- Chinen
  • Caption: Yamada-san & Nakajima-san are idiot parents
  • What about the other groups?
• Hawaii Trip happens
  • Cool Uncle Ryutaro
  • Babies climbing up Ryutaro. Takumi on his shoulders, two baby girls being carried, Sho dangling between his hips and thigh --> baby christmas tree
  • Takaki surfing, Sho thinks he is cool. Yuya's scared of drowning his kid
  • Ryutaro is the Nanny of all ("How are all of you alive? Are you sure you are feeding the kids alright?")
  • Yuto and Princess teaching Yamada how to swim (offering Princess Points)
  • Takumi swims well, pranks people by pulling their legs
  • Chinen doesn't swim, can't swim. Sho tried to stay with him for awhile even if he wants to swim, Chinen just makes him join Yuya
  • Ryutaro stealing the kids and trying to give them proper food
    • HAWAIIAN PANCAKES NEED TO HAPPEN SOMEWHERE
  • Kids wanting to exchange Uncle Keito for Uncle Ryutaro
    • HS7 about to kidnap Ryutaro home
    • Inoo probably bought a ticket
  • Does someone almost drown? --> who?
  • Do they build sand castles? Will Takumi crash it? Will Umi cry? Will Princess wrestle Takumi on the beach for making Umi cry? Will Sho be hugging Umi and trying to stop her from crying?
• Umi/Daiki Thing
  • Daiki left Umi alone to draw and when Umi waits for Daiki to come back only to see him playing with the boys
  • UMI CRIES TO KEITO
  • they confess their love to each other. hugs tears snots and all. Chinen takes it all down
  • inseparable for that week
  • Caption: You think Nakajima-san & Yamada-san are idiot parents, you've not seen Arioka-san
  • All the kids clings onto both of them for the week because they know they can't be separated. They ignore the rest of the dads
  • Princess snuggling on Umi's side, Takumi & Sho piling at Daiki's side. so DaiUmi is squished in the middle
  • Chinen wraps all of them up in a blanket
    • Caption: Chinen-kun, you don't say it but we see!
    • he will deny so hard but they will keep bringing the clip back
    • Every time he acts aloof, the staff will play the video on a small box at the side of the screen
• Suda Happens
  • Princess meets Suda for the first time, becomes really quiet and hides behind her dads
  • YUTOYAMA DIDN'T KNOW
  • Somehow Suda gets Princess's #1 dad badge when he visits the share house once
    • YutoYama tag teams and throws him out
  • Yuto and Sudacchi talking on the phone while on the share house tho, and Princess is all "I WANNA TALK TOO"
  • Princess gets shy after that and just stutters "Ehrm"s into the phone. Yamada goes in and saves her
  • Yamada saying "She's just shy" to Suda and Princess blushing and hitting him on the arm
  • Princess proceeds to run to Yuto and hide behind her tall papa
  • They just bully Suda for being a lady killer when Princess isn't there
  • Suda brags about Princess on TV
• Last Concert
  • Kame kidnapping the 4 and teaching them a new children's song to thank JUMP daddies

Things we don't know where to put:

• Decorating game room
  • handing solar system, glowing stars
• Inoo reading books to them, fascinates Takumi with stars and planets (night)
  • only person that Takumi listens to
• Yamada teaching the kids about yokai (morning)
  • Kids dancing to the yokai exercise every morning as exercise
  • ONCE THEY SCARED SHO DURING INOO'S STORY TELLING SESSION
  • Hikaru sneaks in a joking "but what about the yokai under Sho's bed?" and he didn't think it would be an issue, but Sho freezes up and cling onto Umi (on his left) and Chinen (on his right) and won't let go
  • and then Princess hugs him and pats his head, and kicks Hikaru for him AND THEN GROUP CUDDLE
  • Kids ganging up and ignoring Hikaru for a day because of this
  • Keito's at his side, patting his back, "It's okay, you'll get used to it" and Hikaru cries
  • a day later, the kids are back with Hikaru and he laughs at Keito
  • sometimes the kids just gives sweets to their uncle. "Why am I just uncle?" "Because you are uncle Keito" --> sweets are from their "bully uncle keito" box
• Chinen aniki (Share house overlord, has papa mode and aniki mode)
  • WHEN DOES HE RECRUIT HIS MINIONS
  • Aniki mode for dance lessons & lessons on bullying Keito
  • and when do they set up the "success in bullying keito sweet stash"?
  • and their dance studio
  • Princess is a dancer, Umi's shy and have small movements, Takumi's a riot, Sho dances coolly
• Cooking session
  • we mentioned two food fights
  • one with Yamada and a knife
  • the other is a peaceful cooking/baking session
• Yamada's birthday where Princess dances SD & he goes into protective parent mode and Princess is confused why papa can dance that but not Princess
• THEM MAKING KIDS COSTUMES
  • Daiki & Umi makes accessories
  • Yuya & Hikaru makes the costumes
  • Yamada looks at the overall designs, colour schemes, accessories because he can't trust Yuya & Hikaru and their fashion sense
• HSJ having a dance practice at a studio and kids are there
  • Kids with mirrors
  • Takumi running into the mirror & tripping members over like domino
  • Yamada teaching Princess how to dance
  • Sho insists on joining because he is going to be a star
  • Umi probably praises Daiki at the side
  • Takumi clinging onto their legs when they dance, probably
• Drawing session with the kids
  • Daiki keeping Umi's pictures, with dates & all
  • Daiki acting like Umi's fan and asking her for her sign
  • Takumi gets frustrated with drawing, crumples his paper and throws it at his dad
  • Umi probably drawing Daiki
  • Daiki has a handmade Umi uchiwa --> cue handmade uchiwas for all the other kids
• When do they realise Princess's name is Sakura?
  • Babies getting confused "Who's Sakura?" when someone outside called her Sakura
  • Her name lengthens to Princess Sakura for a week
  • Umi calling her Princess Sakura Nee-chan
  • Princess hugs her every time Umi calls her that
• When does Yamada buy a tea set for them and they establish the Princess tea party sessions
  • Princess & Umi dresses up
  • Inoo & Yamada have to dress up to join them (because they are pretty)
  • Daiki & Chinen have exclusive rights to join without dressing up with clips
  • once Keito gets to join them because Overseas Uncle speaks English
  • Sho gets jealous that his dad can go to the tea parties
• When do they get hooked on Disney shows
  • Chinen shows them disney movies
  • they each rush to their fave dads after that and calls them "Prince" PRINCE DAICHAN
  • watch Enchanted, Yamada sings with Princess
    • PRINCESS SWOONS WHILE YAMADA SINGS TO HER
    • Yamada carrying Princess while singing, and passing her to Yuto who twirls her around in his arms
  • They get hooked on Let It Go
  • Chinen makes them go sing it only to Keito (he got sick of it)
  • They came back with perfect English pronunciation, and choreography thanks to Keito
• Muscle training Yamada with Princess & Yuto
  • Yuto puts Princess on Yamada's back while he does push ups
  • Princess sitting on Yamada's feet when he oes sit ups, Yuto sits behind in case Princess topples
  • Princes Kisses Yamada's forehead every time he does one sit up
• Babies with HSJ Uchiwas
  • Takumi with Hikaru's uchiwa [x]
  • Decorates with glowing stars (on their eyes) & glow in the dark markers
  • Takumi draws UFO, Dinos, and poop on uchiwas. and a cat on Hikaru's --> HSJ being proud of his uchiwas when they are in concert
  • Princess being amused
  • Sho digs out googly eyes to paste on the uchiwas
  • Sho sticking the eyes on his to make Princess laugh. he ends up poking his eyes
    • Umi right beside him, hugs him when he cries. Princess doesn't know what to do
    • Princess kisses Sho on the lips because "Yuto papa kisses Yama papa when he's upset" DO WE CUT THE SCENE (probably the staffs)
    • SHO FREEZES FOR AT LEAST 30 MINS CHINEN TAKES PICTURES FROM ALL SIDES AND POSTS IT ON JWEB YAMADA KILLS CHII
    • TAKAKI WILL HAVE TO CARRY SHO. YUTO HOLDING YAMADA BACK. PRINCES AND UMI ARE CONFUSED
    • PRINCESS KISSING UMI ON THE LIPS TOO DAIKI FREEZING TAKAKI PLACING SHO BESIDE A FROZEN DAIKI more deaths
    • Yamada & Daiki tries to murder each other, Chinen gets it on film
    • Yamada is gonna kidnap Princess at this point and Yuto's gonna drive them around until Yamada's calm enough
    • He's going to end up hugging Princess close going all "Don't grow up so fast, Princess"
• Takumi grabbing a kitten and chasing Hikaru around the house
  • The other kids probably have kittens too
  • Takumi makes Hikaru cry
    • Takumi runs to Hikaru (abandons the kitty to Umi) and cries, apologising
    • feels really guilty because it's always Hikaru that plays with him the most, tHEY ARE THE PRANK PAiR
• Summer Festival!
  • Yukata clad babies
  • dads competing who will get more goldishes --> thus their new tank with tons of goldfish the kids named
  • Takumi wanting to light everything up
  • Takumi throwing those things that pop. Hikaru puts him on his shoulders
    • Inoo: bad kids don't go to space
    • Every time Takumi throws one while on Hikaru's shoulder, Hikaru just twirls around until he screams
  • CHINEN COACHING SHO ON HOW TO WIN PRIZES FOR PRINCESS
• Kids finding out Daiki was in Gaoranger
  • Umi is so proud
  • "CAN WE HENSHIN TOO"
• Umi's birthday party
  • BABIES AND THEIR DADDIES GOING TO THE MALL TO CHOOSE PRESENTS WHILE DAICHAN STAYS AT HOME WITH UMI
  • Princes knows what Umi wants, she is in-charge of presents
• Story time with Yuto & Hikaru trying to one-up each other with animal imitations
• Takumi, Sho, and Princes to bullying Keito together
  • Umi will be the nice kid that runs to tell Daiki about it
  • when Daiki comes to see, Sho and Princess would have the most innocent expressions and Takumi will just run
  • and maybe Keito's buried in their legos
  • Sho and Princess is a scary combination, Takumi's still a riot
  • what if Takumi jups towards Daiki so Daiki falls over and UMI CRIES AND PRINCESS WOULD BE SO PISSED OFF
  • PRINCESS WRESTLING TAKUMI OFF DAIKI, BEFORE CRYING AND RUNNING TO IDK YAMADA WHO'S COOKING yamada probably comes out with a knife / Hit him on the arm, run over to the kitchen and cry to yamapapa yes
  • Princes just doesnt like to see Umi cry. Everyone protects Umi at all cost, maybe save Takumi
• Are we going to make them a photobook with all the photos Yuto have?
  • embarrassing dads promoting their kids
• Bringing kids to drama set
  • Yuto bringing Princess to Yamada's drama set
  • "You'll have to show Princess your cool side!" --> ends up as an idiot parent anyway
  • Yamada basically shows off Princess to all the staff and cast members
  • Princess still thinks Yamapapa is cool
  • Others?
• Kame visiting share house to acknowledge his goddaughter
  • Takumi gets excited seeing his baseball knowledge --> once he brings Takumi along when he pitches the first ball, Takumi tries to impress Kame with his dinosaur knowledge
  • Sho sees a star
  • Princess wants Umi everywhere with her
  • Kame brings Yuto, Yamada & Princess on a drive, booster seat already at the front, ready for Princess
• Do we still have the Papa Sousenkyou
  • or janken taikai?

We have a continuation where Princess grows to become a figure skater and Sho becomes an idol, and they grew up to become a couple which is cute but it is something else after this is done. So far, this is all?

Writers:
Yacchan, Ingrid, Naya, Riko